Saturday, 2 August 2014

Anyone Notice Anything Weird About Miley Cyrus’ Hand?

Is Miley Cyrus playing with a fisting sex toy in this Twitter photo?Think that’s Miley’s hand? Not so fist — er, fast!

Well, someone’s just bein’ demure-ley! In a recently tweeted photoMiley Cyruslooks fit for any parochial school yearbook’s senior-portrait pages while lounging in her private jet. That hand placement! So prim. So proper. So… OH MY GOD, STOP. WAIT. That’s not her real hand.


It’s, uh… It’s a toy of some kind, one that a VERY WORLDLY adult might play with while listening to the “Adore You” singer’s will.i.am jam, “Feelin’ Myself.” Hey, Miley, you wanna clarify using Emoji?
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>👊👆👍 <a href="http://t.co/YBAB2m0zz4">pic.twitter.com/YBAB2m0zz4</a></p>&mdash; Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) <a href="https://twitter.com/MileyCyrus/statuses/440992862704918528">March 4, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Emphasis on the first Emoji. (Really brings new meaning to Miley’s “Bangerz Tour,” amirite?)
Well, judging by how Madame Tussauds-ready that thing looks, it must be in pretty much mint condition. Just be careful playing with that thing! It’s all fun and games until
your best friend Lesley says: “Oh, THAT’S where I left that!”someone loses an eye.
+ Speaking of uncensored, watch Miley Cyrus’ “Live & Uncensored MTV Unplugged” performance!
Photo credit: @MileyCyrus
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